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Unsolicited random thoughts

Here are some unsolicited random thoughts about the win over the Bucks last night.

We did not fear the deer.

Ive shot a Deer before.

Oh dear.

right between the eyes.

Kapow!!

Dead.

That reminds me of the scene in my cousin vinny when marissa tormei was re-capping the outfit that pesci couldnt decide on before he was going off to hunt deer.

"So I aks ya...do you really think the deer is gona give a %$$#@ what kind of pants you are wearing?"

That was good movie.

I loved the menu when they go to the restaraunt and the menu reads..

"Breakfast, lunch, dinner"

haha

That movie also gave me an appreciation for sublety..(sublleti) stupid english language.

You know where you have something that is subtle.

When they walk into that bar, the sign outside reads "pool and chicken."

What the hell is that?

Who says to themselves..."dude lets go play some pool and eat some chicken."

Cracks me up.

Since then its been my lifes quest to find signs like that.

So far I have found one.

In Eau Claire Wisconsin.

"Daves bait and saw shop"

Apparently Dave was good at two things in life and he made a career out of it.

JR Smith is back...for now.

50 points in two games is pretty salty.

I think he has scored more points in the past two games than he has combined all year.

Look for Al Harrington coming to a starting line up near you.

Did you buy your chip clip yet?

Come on man.

15.00 to support yours truly?

You have had to atleast have 15.00 worth of laughs with this idiot blog over the years.

And just think every time you open a bag of chips you hear a nuggets hi lite.

I would buy it and give it to someone i dont like just to annoy the hell out of them.

I used to buy my nephews a coaches whistle.

That was a good one.

I'd give it to them the day I left.

And told them "the louder it is...the cooler you are."

Kind of a $%#@ move on my part.

But funny.

Im all about the funny.

Seriously, if I dont laugh like 20 times a day...something is afoot.

There was something afoot at the circle k in the movie "Bill and Teds excellent adventure."

Another classic.

It really showed off Keanue (dont know how to spell obviously) Reeves' acting chopps didnt it?

I watch that movie and think to myself....yes that is definitely Neo for the matrix triology.

Bill your mom is hot

Shut up Ted

But Bill she is smokin

Shut up Ted

hahaha

I still have that one on VHS.

Back to the chip clip.

You can get it here.

http://shopaltitude.com/

Last night we had one of the better names in sports.

Milwaukees Luc Richard Mbah Mtay.

Thats Luke-Rishard-Bah-ah-Moo-Tay

I would say his name real fast and then do a karate chop after.

Try it.

No seriously.

Try it.

Do it now.

Come on please?

See? Its kind of fun.

Gotta say it as fast as you can though.

Luke-Rishard-Bah-Ah-Mootay. (Hiiiiiyah!!)

Seriously something is wrong with me.

What am I like 9 years old??

No wonder I can relate with 12-19 year olds..we are on the same wave length.

Melo got the thumb last night. (ejected)

Dude has 7 technicals.

Good thing they dont give technicals to radio announcers.

I would have the 3rd most.

Behind Memphis' Eric Hasseltine and Portlands Brian Wheeler.

If they gave TV announcers T's Bostons Tommy Heinsen would be number one and my boy Scott Hastings behind him.

Although...I will say this. I have been MUCH better this year about my complaining of the foot locker dudes.

I am trying to mature.

I just bite my tongue and quote Jerry Stiller from the show Seinfeld.

"serenity now"

I say it right on the air too.

I said it three times last night.

I talked to Earl Boykins after the game last night.

I love that guy (no homo).

I hated his game...but love that dude as a person.

I told him that coach karl told me before the game that he said that Earl was the worst practice player he had ever coached.

Earl laughed

He laughs exactly like Ernie. From Bert and Ernie fame on sesame street.

Boykins tells me that coach Scott Skiles tells him the same thing.

I interviewed Joe Wolf last night.

You older nugget fans will remember him.

He was the scott hastings of the nuggets before scott hastings.

I think those two actually played together at one point.

Wolfey owns a Dairy Queen in Wisconsin...he is also an assistant coach for the Bucks.

His wife Jill is attractive and from Denver.

He promised to send coach a case of dilly bars.

See what you miss when you dont listen?

All the inside scoop.

Pun was most definitely intended.

Ok, I gotta roll.

Time to go hunting.

Buy your chip clip dam it!

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