Happy birthday Paul Stastny! Paul just turned the ripe old age of 26 on December 27th. Initially, you have to feel kind of bad for someone whose birthday comes just two days after Christmas. I mean, let’s be real. Most of us are out of money, and a little tired from being jovial all month long. I really hope the people in Paul’s life have put this all aside, and made his day special. Speaking of special days, I had a little time before the Avs/Jets game, so I did a little internet search and found out that Paul shares the same birthday as the Raiders' Carson Palmer, movie star Marlene Dietrich, and some woman named Chyna who looks like she could crack me in half.
I may have had a little too much time on my hands, because I went on to look up Paul’s zodiac sign. I’m not a big believer in this stuff, but maybe it will help me learn a little bit more about number twenty six. Boy, did I ever! This Capricorn is practical, patient, careful, reserved, but can be humorous. Wait! According to his sign, there is a dark side to Paul Stastny. He can also be pessimistic, fatalistic, and holds a grudge. I had better be careful when I ask him questions on the air. If I ask the wrong one, he may never forget it! Can you really believe this stuff? To find out, I checked my own sign. As a Sagittarius, apparently I am optimistic, good humored, and intellectual. Maybe there is something to this zodiac sign stuff. But my dark side? It looks like I can also be irresponsible, superficial, and tactless. These people don’t know what they are talking about! This is stupid! I have to go now. I need to look in the mirror and fix my hair while I blow off writing next week’s blog.