Monday night, but it feels like Sunday. We got a ton of stuff done around the house, Quincy's tired, so are Mom and Dad...time to check out, turn on the tube, and VEG. In case you were wondering, here's everything that happened in the world of television, and in the Keefe household from 6:13 and 7:24pm on Monday, January 17th, 2011.
-Sweet and sour chicken and miso soup for me. Dana went with Avocado and Crab Salad (uggghh, I know, I was planning on splitting but no thanks).
-Do you know the number to Empire? I'll bet you do...the commercial jingle is nauseating but hard to forget...sing it with me..."1-800-588-23-hundred.....Empire...today." Seriously, that commercial is on every 5 minutes.
-99 mph wind gusts on Loveland Pass today
-5 day forecast (Tue-49, Wed-40, Thur-30, Fri-46, Sat-44) - This food I'm eating can't be good for you...
-Capital One hired George Costanza's father to be there new spokesperson...he was hilarious on Seinfeld, but I have no interest in knowing "what's in his wallet".
-Favre retired, Melo is still here, and Cutler is in the NFC Championship.
-20 minute break...Dad's turn to put Q to bed....be right back....
-What did I miss?
-Dana has changed the channel to the "Cooking Channel.” Nothing is worse than eating a pile of food and then watching people cook MORE food on TV. I might barf.
-My fortune cookie says, "Force equals too much; effort equals too little; being equals enough". Now you know I'm not making this stuff up, I'm not smart enough to think like that...what does that mean anyway? Can't I just have one that says, "Hey dude, there's a bunch of money buried under your big tree in the backyard".
-The Bachelor is on.
-This blog just got better.
-Or worse...
-Top 3 most over-used words on this show: Amazing, Connection, Journey - Doesn't look like Brad eats much sweet and sour chicken, Dana has drool dripping down the side of her face. I hate Brad.
-My dog Maddie just got relaxed and released something into the air that should not be legal....I need a minute....she needs to go outside.
-The EASY button from Staples. What a great idea. I love when the guy shakes the printer.
-Diane Sawyer looks pretty dang good for her age. she'll be doing an interview later this week with the husband of the congresswoman who was shot in Arizona.
-Do the METH commercials scare you as much as they scare me? Seriously, can't even watch. Good message, but........
-Shawntel N. a "Funeral Director" from Chico, California just made out with Brad 43 times filming an action flick.
-I think she's getting the rose.
-AT&T 4G commercials are hilarious. "Tacos outside Bill's Office".
-"Like...does every girl....like.....like on this show...have to use the work LIKE?"
-Crying like a 6-month old baby on first date = massive baggage.
-Chris Harrison has a pretty easy gig.....like...I'm like jealous.
-I put a ceiling fan up this weekend. Looking at it now. Feeling pretty good about it. Actually I paid a guy to do it....but I feel pretty good about "paying him" to do it.
-Michelle the "hairstylist" from Salt Lake City is a psycho....a good looking psycho, but definitely a cousin of Norman Bates.
-Just found out that Dana is "Linked in". Why? She's already on Facebook, MySpace, and God knows what else...now she has to be Linked In? I want to be on Linked out.
-2 more girls are crying on the bachelor...like really crying...like WOW.
-Enough Bachelor.
-Back to being a dude.
-Bring on some hockey.
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