It’s always nice to see the rich and famous get together and pat each other on the back. They hand each other bags full of expensive gifts…eat the best food, wear the best clothes, and honor one another for making millions at the box office. It really is very sweet. Well, it makes me sick.
Let me tell you who should be getting some acknowledgement for what they did in 2010.
5. Jack Links Beef Jerky - Thank you Big Foot. Thank you for knocking over that golf cart, (I’ve watched it in super-slo-mo over and over again...it really happened) and for kicking that guy 73 feet from the fire pit, and for smashing every single human being you come in contact with. I believe you are real.
4. iPad’s and Angry Birds - Thank you Apple. You just made every boring Sunday afternoon an absolute pleasure. Now instead of having to get off the couch and walk ALL THE WAY over to the computer, (3 feet way) all I have to do is open up my little magical pad to get to my Angry Birds. Now, if I could just figure out how to beat Level 216...
3. Beefy Crunch Burrito - Thank you Taco Bell. Thank you for the perfect amount of crunch and squish with every bite. The sound of fritos, beans, and nacho cheese drowns out the sound of my pant buttons hitting my windshield. Maybe the best food ever created.
2. Charlie Bit Me - Thank you Charlie, for biting your brother. Thank you “older brother”, for having the funniest little British cartoon-like accent. And thank you for keeping your finger in his mouth so that the excruciating pain could be seen by millions on the internet for 2 minutes. You’re a star.
1. Seinfeld - Thank you Jerry. Thank you George, Elaine and Kramer…and yes, Newwwwwman. Thank you for coming on every night at 10 and 10:30 so that I can make my brain stop turning after 15 hours at the office. Thank you for the “Marine Biologist”, for “Man Hands”, “The Soup Nazi”, “The Contest”, “The Tape Recorder”, “The Magic Loogie”, “The Jerk Store”, “Kram-America”, and for “Serenity Now”. You get the point...yada yada yada...
I am often amazed at how spouses speak to and treat each other. Everyone deserves basic courtesy and respect.
Posted by: idaho divorce | December 13, 2011 at 07:22 AM