Ten Things You Don't Want To Say At Thanksgiving Dinner

10. “Hey Aunt Betty, why is your belt un-done?”
9. “I know Aaron Rodgers is a good quarterback, but the Wonder Pets are on Channel 120 right now!”
8. “Can you pass that stuff that looks like……what is that?”
7. “I’ll bet this will taste better tomorrow on two pieces of bread.”
6. “Let’s talk about politics.”
5. “And then in my 7th year of college, I really started to focus…anyway, where is the wine opener?”
4. “This year I am breaking the wishbone with Uncle Pat’s 7-month old son”
3. “Why am I at the kids table again? I’m 38 years old!”
2. “Hey kids, why don’t you all go run around in the street while all of us adults fight for 2 hours over this game of Pictionary!"
1. “Hey mom, this box of wine is gone…can you grab another?